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| 42 things that will make your parents go crazy <3
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I`m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn... 35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...
^--- hahaha, aren't those the funniest things you've ever heard.
Thanks for the 30 commments last enrty (=
Lets see some more please!!
i  eric. (= [ 7 months tomorrow.] | | |
| you guys havent been doing to well on the comments.
7.10.04  7 months. TOMORROW!
pee. ess. like my little guy in the corner. doesnt he roooool. [: | | |
| Oh man, I had a really really good weekend. Especially tonight, WiTH WHiTNEY. We had alot of fun with Michael and Liz. Michael is soooo funny. Omg! i almost peeeed my freakin pants. hahaha. "Hi Luke" .. "Trashcan 11.." Lmao... and hanging out with Whitney brought back a whole lot of good memories. I loved it. and I love her... " Nice Carpet" "Frannie" "beak hole" " Whered Jessica go"
I never want to not talk to one of my BEST friends ever again., because you loose your whole friendship. and then when you hang out for the first time, in 8 months. it makes you soo happy, and you dont want the night to end.
Whitney Rae Burns, i love you. I'm soo glad we're getting close again. I love laughing with you about the stupidest things., and quoting all of our inside jokes. I can't believe we let the littlest thing.. that we dont even remember now get in our way of a perfect friendship. I love you peeeerahhhhh. (=
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Boys, just do it!----Tell her you think shes cool. Tell her why you think shes so cool. Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, shell love it. Hold her hand and skip. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. Tell her she looks pretty. Let her pay for stuff if she wants to. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations. Tell her dirty jokes. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of. Hold her hand in the mosh pit. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Call her back if she calls you. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggy-back rides. Give her space if she needs it. Push her on swings. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. Lend her your cds. Write on her. Make her mixtapes. Write her letters. If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even if it means a 5 hour train trip. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Listen to all the bands she mentions. Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain.When you fall in love with her, tell her. <3
I WANT A GUY. . . .
who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me. hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. a pretty boy. but not so pretty that i feel akward. someone who would think i was beautiful if i dressed so trashy it was classy. someone who would sing to me at random moments. who would let me sleep on their chest. someone who is more goofy than romanticbut knows the right things to say and do at the right times.a boy who would beat the shit out of someone if they called me fat. i want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. he would apologize for calling too much and no matter how many times i tell him its okay, he still does it and i dont get sick of it. someone who would let me gossip to him and would just smile and agree with everything i said. he would throw stuffed animals at me when i acted dumb and then dog pile on me and kiss me a millon times we would bet kisses on who could beat who on a playstations game thats a millon years old.and someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh he would surprise me with 25 cent rings and we would have contest of how far we could spit our gum. he would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.someone who would kiss my neck just to have a reason to tell me how much he likes my new perfume and at night we would dance in our pajamas and we'd always take pictures in photo booths..he would never turn down a trip to the boardwalk and we'd play tag on the beach. he would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it. we would sit on the kitchen floor and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches..and we'd make out in the pouring rain. he would tell me when he didint think something looked good and i wouldnt mind.he would TRY to teach me how to play the guitar but we'd just end up laughing at eachohter. he would run his fingers through my hair even if it was dirty.he would share lollipops with me and get along with all of my friends. he would never be afraid to say " i love you" infront of his friends and we would argue of silly things with me then make up. i want a boy who would take me to target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.we would kiss at midnight on new years and make funny faces at eachother whne im on the phone.i want a boy whho would count stars with me and be friends with my family.i want someone who would stay home with me on a friday night just to help me make a dinner and watch moives together under the same blanketand squirt water guns at eachother in the house. someone who would tell me im beautiful but not too often ..someone who would look me in the eye and tell me something serious that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh. someone who would make me laugh like no one else could. someone who would hold me closer than normal when im sick, and would play with my hair. we would buy tons of disposible cameras and take lots of pictures. but mostly..i want someone who would be my best friend and would never lie to me or break my heart . . . .
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